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Schrodinger's Victim 

The process of determining if someone (or thing) is considered a victim, based SOLELY on the person/people who are defending said subject.

Often-times the subject would be considered a victim of a crime or a wrong, UNTIL the subject expresses an opposing view and/or it is beneficial to support them. Until, they remain a Schrodinger's Victim
So I heard that a popular celebrity did something totally inappropriate to this teenage kid, but I heard that this creep online is defending the teenager so I'm not sure if the celebrity actually did something wrong. Do you know who they support? It's a total Schrodinger's Victim scenario.

Mr. Victim 

Someone who is quick to point fingers or blame, however once proven wrong, they begin to play victim cards to get out of the situation. Never admits one's wrongdoing, it's always someone or something else's fault.
"all of a sudden, Mr. Victim is trying to backtrack"
"he went from judge to Mr. Victim"
"Mr. Victim couldn't admit he was wrong"
Mr. Victim by znamhcteks August 26, 2020

Kato, the Purest Victim 

The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.

Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.

The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"
Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.

Playing the victim 

Playing the Victim A well known band in the 519 area of Ontario.

Boys are from fergus, arthur and mount forest. Just basically from bum fuck no where.
"OMG IS THAT PLAYING THE VICTIM?"
-YEAH B-
"OMG THERE SO HARDCORE"
-YEAH B-
Playing the victim by hugobird August 9, 2008

Rape victim 

Manchester United, as a club, team, and fanbase.
The rape victims were molested 6 times by their noisy neighbours yesterday.
Rape victim by TheSpott October 24, 2011

glass victim 

A person who can't accept an apology from someone who accidentally hurt them and complains how they've been hurt.
I've bumped into this glass victim this morning by accident and spilled his coffee. I said sorry and that I didn't mean it but he was complaining how I burned him and ruined his shirt.
glass victim by Hōōin Kyōma October 13, 2016