Verbal Masturbation is commonly found amoung the arrogant, highly self absorbed people.
when you verbally masturbate, you essentially puke out the most disgustingly boring things about yourself, and you only ever talk about how great you are, or how great your life is, blahblahblah.
a common feeling amoung the ill-faited audience of a verbal masturbater is the hard to ignore urges to slice off the offenders head, put it in a blender, and then feed it to dogs. and if they are REALLY not worth it, feed the head to homeless people, as they will take anything.
when you verbally masturbate, you essentially puke out the most disgustingly boring things about yourself, and you only ever talk about how great you are, or how great your life is, blahblahblah.
a common feeling amoung the ill-faited audience of a verbal masturbater is the hard to ignore urges to slice off the offenders head, put it in a blender, and then feed it to dogs. and if they are REALLY not worth it, feed the head to homeless people, as they will take anything.
"That prick over there kept verbally masturbating, and had me snoring for an hour."
OR
"Man, that chick is so hot, i'm gonna do the verbal masturbation all over her to show her how HOT i am"
OR
"Man, that chick is so hot, i'm gonna do the verbal masturbation all over her to show her how HOT i am"
by coocoocachoo December 28, 2005
Get the verbal masturbationmug. by SlyFire36 July 10, 2010
Get the Verbal Pornmug. having a conversation between two people that is pleasurable to both parties involved, Usually lasting for a long period of time. It can become sexual or it could be about everyday things.
x "I talked with Tim till 4am over messenger"
y " why do you talk that long? and what could you possibly be talking about?"
x" nothing really it was just for hours of verbal sex"
y " why do you talk that long? and what could you possibly be talking about?"
x" nothing really it was just for hours of verbal sex"
by jackie over March 18, 2010
Get the Verbal Sexmug. When someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pronounce but it comes out wrong.
Tiff: "I'd like a 10 piece wings, nucular."
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"
Laura: " Nuclear!"
Tiff: " Nuclar, Nucular, am I saying it?"
Laura:" NUCLEAR!"
Tiff: "Nuclear!?! I swear I have verbal dyslexia!"
by pinkeye only November 20, 2010
Get the verbal dyslexiamug. Where someone sends pronagraphic stories,comments and jokes ect. through texting. That is instead of being a nude photo that is texted. some people make it a contest to see who can make up the most pornagraphic stories,jokes ect.
by Deep blue 2012 May 26, 2010
Get the verbal sextingmug. To nourish, encourage and be a cheerleader for your male partner, friend or colleague because you are a woman and it is your job to make him feel like the king he is
Boss tells at Jake.
Jake is upset.
Sandra notices Jake is upset and immediately hangs up her call with the client, pulls chair next to Jake and starts a session of verbal breastfeeding.
Jake has regained his confidence and feels like a big boy who can take on the boss.
Jake is upset.
Sandra notices Jake is upset and immediately hangs up her call with the client, pulls chair next to Jake and starts a session of verbal breastfeeding.
Jake has regained his confidence and feels like a big boy who can take on the boss.
by Catherinewheel December 13, 2020
Get the Verbal breastfeedingmug. 