Your an idiot.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
by C_dizzle February 16, 2007
Get the valentine's day mug.A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
Get the valentine's day mug.by maddywasnthere February 16, 2010
Get the Valentine's day mug.1 out of 365 days of the year to celebrate for your loved-ones. This is not to make people feel depressed if they don't have a lover, but it's a day to celebrate the joy of love.
by Leah February 16, 2004
Get the valentine's day mug.The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.
Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
by TitanFan March 2, 2011
Get the Valentine's day standard mug.Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above
by mareigns December 21, 2014
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Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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