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Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.
Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.
by Barber Joe August 21, 2012
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Vaginal Air

One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina
She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air
by Colonel Whetherton March 13, 2011
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Vaginal sip

When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth
Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip
by df110899@gmail.com October 19, 2019
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Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.
John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."
by darfielg December 13, 2014
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Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs
TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!
by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018
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Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.
My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.
by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016
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Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.
Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."
by Aly8188 June 13, 2015
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