UNCLE RICO

A person who loves living in the past. The persons constantly talking about a sport they used to play and brag about how they were the greatest at it and that they could have been the best at it if they would of overcame a certain obstacle (Like breaking a bone or that they were held back by someone etc.) It's also a reference to Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

Brad: Man I could have been a top NFL prospect if I would have worked on my game more back in the day
Tim: Dude shut up you're being such an UNCLE RICO

by I'm just here January 19, 2019

uncle howard

To shit everywhere in someone else’s bathroom, I mean everywhere under the seat, behind the toilet, and then to leave with the evidence running up ones back.

While donning a bunny mask and apron, Aunt Sue asking for rubber gloves because someone just fucking Uncle Howarded the damn toilet.

by Fireside drinkers August 9, 2019

Uncertaint

An adjective describing a time when people are freaking out so much they instinctively hoard toilet paper.

Stephen: look at all these assholes buying up more wads of TP than their bungholes can handle.

Adam: Who can blame ordinary humans in these uncertaint times. I’ve got a bidet but not everyone is so taint-forward.

by renbag March 15, 2020

Uncle Robbie Two Fingered

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.

I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.

by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul is a fictional character made up to impress other and make them laugh. He is usually used for jokes to make sad girls from battle fields laugh.

Uncle Paul’s going to get us all an md from his vending machine

by Wee eccie May 20, 2021

UnclearMeme

The God an absolute mastermind at trolling is very known among many but only a few has felt the true wraith of him.

The destroyer of all UnclearMeme.

by UnclearMeme June 27, 2021

Uncle Vulva

A derogatory name for Vladimir Putin. It stems from the name Uncle Vova, a loving name for Vladimir Putin. Vova is a way of saying Vladimir or Volodomir. The name Uncle Vulva implies that Putin is a pussy.

I can’t wait until Uncle Vulva dies!

by Half Unus Half Annus July 12, 2022