Iron Brian Tyson

People who live in ballinvoash called Brian are commonly compared to the famous “iron Mike Tyson” as they are a ruthless animal that fears no one; and everyone fears them

Is that “iron Brian Tyson” shadow boxing in the lake in balinvoash ?

by Iron brick March 17, 2022

The Tyson Shot

The remains of a Soviet Ice Bomb round poured into a single shot glass for Tyson to drink.

Hey! Leave the tray, we still have to make the Tyson Shot.

by Captain Roger February 6, 2003

Tysen

Not the chicken brand but the bitchiest boy, Tysen. Don’t underestimate him, Tysen is full of memes and will always be sure to assert is dominance along with popular fortnite dances.

Guy: Who’s that loser doing that fornite dance over there?

Guy2: Oh that’s just Tysen

by UwUdick March 5, 2019

Mike Tyson Punchout

When a girl fists your ass hole while sucking your dick.

"Dude last night i got a mike tyson punchout from this hoe, if is wasn't for my dick in the way she would have punched herself in the face"

by superb ninja June 28, 2009

Tyson TH

A Sonic fanboy who defends the Wii U as if it was the best thing since sliced bread. He's probably gay, but denies it, claiming he simply wishes to be gay.

Guy 1: "Did you see Tyson TH?"
Guy 2: "Ye he totally gay."

by Galedust March 2, 2019

Tyson

noun: Mike Tyson- "the best ever. the most brutal and most viscious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's noone can stop me. Lennox is the conqueror? NO! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's noone like me I'm from their cloth. There's noone that can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women

Bill: "whos the youngest man ever to win the WBC, WBA and IBF world heavyweight titles?"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"

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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"

by Andre Kelma October 12, 2009

Tyson

"Iron" Mike Tyson
The greatest boxer ever in the history of ever.

"Damn man you see that Tyson fight yesterday"

by player3d September 25, 2009