Texan Twister

Turning your finger inside the foreskin and optionally sucking the nuts

Dude i swear she pulled a Texan Twister on me and it felt amazing!

by Vinchtsbtc October 19, 2018

Twitter Head

A twitter head is a person who likes to twitter 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They will twitter about anything that comes to mind. Even twittering about twittering.

I'm such a twitter head! - 10 min ago

I can't believe I twitter this much - 11 min ago

Lolz my back hurts - 12 min ago

I just fell down - 13 min ago

No seriously check this out - 14 min ago

Wow check this out - 15 min ago

by Raijun September 25, 2008

Benihana Twister

A handjob given by a girl (or boy) using both hands in a up and down twisting motion, when ejaculation occurs the giver of the hand job catches the ejaculatory fluid in their front shirt pocket or in the top of their hat much like a chef at Benihana would catch a shrimp.

I gave a fierce Benihana Twister last night, using both hands and everything. When he blew his load it shot in the air like a shrimp flung off a will hung fork, I opened my front shirt pocket and landed his hot wad in there like an sexual iron chef.

by Deryl Hanson October 9, 2009

twitter beef

The airing of grievances towards a person, place or thing using twitter as a platform.

I have a twitter beef with people who struggle with basic grammar.

by XanaxDiva September 2, 2010

The Twitter Effect

When something unimportant is ovrhyped by the media until it reaches the mainstream, even though it adds nothing of value. Named after everyone and their mother decided to start using Twitter.

I am so sick of seeing MTV showing Kings of Leon music videos. They're such a mediocre band. Clearly, they're beneficiaries of The Twitter Effect.

by Team_BBC June 15, 2009

Twitter Bites

Giving a speech consisting of sentences either containing exactly or no more than 140 characters each, so they can be Tweeted.

Yo Yo, you know what, da boss come in this morning and he tell me Obama speak in 140 character “Twitter Bites”, but I think he a republican!

by Rosslyn Maleman June 4, 2009

Texas Titty Twister

When someone grabs a nipple and twists the shit out of it.

You think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a Texas Titty Twister.

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004