What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
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To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.
Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.
In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.
Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).
The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.
In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.
Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).
The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."
"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
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the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
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