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Tweebertard

A pre-teen who enjoys both the inane and stale Twilight series, and the musical abomination that is Justin Bieber.

Also known as "Scum of the Earth"
Ewwww, tweebertards
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Tweeker Punk

Term used to describe a very intense type of rock music where the musician appears to be completely strung out and sings about addiction and other dark shit.
In Mary Magdalen's Bio on MindViz.com it says Mary Magdalen gave birth to Tweeker Punk when she introduced her song 'Rehab'

mindviz.com/marymagdalan

myspace.com/marymagdalan
by @MoxieCollins August 28, 2010
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Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
by vivavic vegas March 13, 2011
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Squeeter Teeters

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.
by bleuvixen September 5, 2008
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teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.
Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!
by jamieli February 17, 2010
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Tweener

An acquaintance you sleep with in between serious relationships. The tweener has no long term potential.
Are you still seeing Chris?
No girl, he was just a tweener.
by jackiedax April 7, 2011
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trustfund tweeker

Tweekers whom sole cash flow comes from an inheritance or trustfund.
This trustfund tweeker can't pay you til her monthly payment gets in.
by hellaxxxbella October 9, 2008
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