Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016

Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012

Spurs Trophies

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by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.

“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

Trophy Hunting

Trophy Hunting is when someone is seeking a partner just for sexual conquest not a relationship. See Unicorn Hunting or Dragon Hunting.

I can’t study tonight I’m going Trophy Hunting!

by EnormousGreenRageMonster April 4, 2021

Accidental Trophy

A trophy that is won by Cristiano Ronaldo is am accidental trophy.

Cristiano Ronaldo won an accidental trophy in 2016.

by Brainass June 7, 2021