Treadge

Treadge, a mixture of tread and trudge. To lay down the tread and trudge through the mud. The good and bad times of hitchhiking. Also one of the nicknames of the legendary explorer/hitchhiker Crow.

He treadged his way across the country,

by treadge February 11, 2009

treacle Turd

when you eat so much treacle, or honey that your turd turns stringy.

oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd

by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011

Treadance

Dancing on the treadmill when no one is watching.

As the personal trainer exited the room, I started to treadance.

by Ninjababydoll August 20, 2011

Treadmeal

That thing when you order food while exercising on a treadmill.

I’m spinning and jumping and lifting weights and treadmealing all at the same time!

by seamlessyourmom September 19, 2013

treadbed

When the sleeping situation at your summer share house is overcapacity and there are no beds left, you are forced to take the pillows from the pull out couch and create a bed on the treadmill. You are simultaneously sleeping and burning calories.

Jane rolled into the share house crank bank shwasted and dove right onto her treadbed where she slept soundly all night!

by Salphabet September 4, 2015

Treadchill

When you turn off the treadmill and take a break for a little bit.

Guy: I needed a break, so I took a treadchill.

by m3m3 machin3 June 19, 2016

Treadmill Dick

After sex or a blowjob, feeling the sensation of the act hours after it's happened- similar to getting off a treadmill and still feeling like you're on it.

"My girl just gave me the best head, like, an hour ago. Now I've got treadmill dick"

by wowwwwwluigi June 26, 2017