Definitions by treadge

Hoertz 

When a girl shoves one or more of her fingers up a mans rectum while engaging in sexual intercourse.

"I bet mary gave ol' bill the hoertz last night, thats why he's walking funny."

(Man to his friends after exiting bedroom)
"Dude, I jsut got Hoertzed in there."

Hoertz by Treadge February 11, 2009

Treadge 

Treadge, a mixture of tread and trudge. To lay down the tread and trudge through the mud. The good and bad times of hitchhiking. Also one of the nicknames of the legendary explorer/hitchhiker Crow.

He treadged his way across the country,

Treadge by treadge February 11, 2009