shoe chu train

shoe chu train would do anything to make you feel better, and is so beautiful and that's just the truth. Shoe chu likes to take up the back of trucks and is actually really cool and amazing

shoe chu train trAIN

by weeniestreamy July 26, 2021

shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.

"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."

by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008

Sext Train

When one guy is having three or more sexting conversations with different girls.

Girl A was sexting Boy A when Girl B started sending naked pics of herself to Boy A too- as Girl C sent Boy A a text asking if he was thinking about her.
Boy A in a desperate attempt to keep up, had to make sure he was hitting each text with accuracy and relevancy in response..making sure he didn't get any part of the sext train wrecked.

by lola3008 September 3, 2010

Southwestern Train Wreck

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down

Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!

by Doabarreroll February 25, 2014

Shit Train

The level of inebriation or drug-induced handicap that is far beyond the standard human experience. If the terms "tipsy" and "buzzed" are used to describe the low end of this spectrum then the only level higher than "Shit Train" is death. Subjects designated as Shit Trains are likely in the beginning stages of alcohol poisoning and should seek immediate medical assistance.

"Did you guys ever find Nandini after the club?"
"No, was she ratchet?"
"No girl, she was a Shit Train."

by Prof. Bawdon September 4, 2014

sleep train

NOT the mattress company, rather it's the great equalizer, a force to be reckoned with. The sleep deprived all eventually take a ride on the sleep train, even P. Diddy. After days or weeks of sleep deprivation, eventually you get on board and don't wake up until many hours later, with an epic case of bed head, crusty eyes, and pillow creases in your face. Even beautiful people wake up looking like hell.

Dude, did you just get up? You've been asleep for like 14 hours.
Yeah, I haven't slept all week, now I feel like I've been hit by a train.
You look like shit. What's wrong with your hair?
I was on the sleep train and I couldnt' get off.

by lo fo sho November 8, 2010

spank train

When 10 or more people line up as another person crawls through their legs and gets spanked along the way.

My ass really hurts after that spank train last night.

by Dankosaurus Rex November 12, 2018