dr toucher

an friend that is annoying

Dr toucher plays GTA5

by Cheif Boyardee April 11, 2017

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

Tummy Toucher

when you stroking deep in her, to where it feels like you're in her tummy

"I'm never leaving him, he a tummy toucher having me cum too good

by Erotic King March 19, 2020

Loneliness-Toucher

Someone who is so down astronomically that he will do anything for the nookie. Typically takes interest in girls who A) Are way out of his league, B) Not even straight or C) Not from the fucking country

He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy

Dude 1: "You seriously gonna pull a Loneliness-Toucher, are you?"

Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"

by yermasurda May 4, 2021

National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!

Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”

by avaclose November 13, 2020

I got touched

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

by Vetrotek April 18, 2023

poop-toucher

One who touches poop.

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.

by EyeDette July 26, 2006