Cock Tonic

A tonic derived from ones cock!

Carl! Why are you drinking that shit? It tastes like Cock Tonic ya fucking Cock Tonic drinking fuck!

by Auron117 March 2, 2015

Wee-toning

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!

Classic James, silently wee-toning

by El_melocoton October 11, 2016

Tiny Toni

A nickname a guy gets when he has such small dick that it can't ever get hard because it is too tiny. When a girl runs into a tiny Toni they want to get out of the situation immediately and never talk to the guy again. Typically a sign of a Tiny Toni is when they act like a complete asshole to everyone for no reason, because they are sexually frustrated with how small their dick is.

When the girl tried to give the guy a handy, she realized her small hands were too big to doing anything with it, so she identified him as Tiny Toni.

by ZZZZZZZZZZZZ&CCCCCCCCCC June 4, 2017

sarah tonin

if serotonin was a person, this would be it’s name. can be used as a replacement for „serotonin“ or as a person

kinda inspired by „fre shava cado“

A: Why are you listening to this song on repeat for three days????
B: It’s free sarah tonin!

A: Woah, you’re really down, do you wanna talk about it?
B: Oh it’s nothing, just Sarah Tonin leaving me. She took everything in the divorce!
A: Sounds rough, buddy. Do you wanna vent, hug or an advice?
B:.......hugs pls.

by kappaorionis April 21, 2021

Camel Toeni

1 oz vermouth
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari

1 camel crush cigarette.

Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel

Light the camel

Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds

The taste of good. And the taste of bad. All at the same time. Tickle the hood and crush the camel. Let’s indulge in a Camel Toeni.

by KRmd January 3, 2023

Theres no strangers tonight

You know the rules and so do I

Person A: Theres no strangers tonight.
Person B: I WOULD continue but I don't know the lyrics. :(

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE February 26, 2021

Suck my Penis Tonight

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .

by 3urdjthsfjjn olgkfgdpt k;gfflk May 18, 2023