by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015
Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!
Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!
by samxmonster May 21, 2016
When you head to work shove a wink at your boss so manager so they can hire me.
Shove a wink at Lisa and let her know I'm interested.
Hook-up favor
Shove a wink at Lisa and let her know I'm interested.
Hook-up favor
by Papabear239 October 12, 2014
When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.
by nofaceoz October 13, 2021
Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.
Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉
by CoCo75 December 09, 2019
While riding the ski lift the woman next to me said, "Oh I have a vag wink in my pants."
Brenda fell and tore her pants exposing her vagina.
I feel the cold air on my vagina, I must have a vag wink going on.
Brenda fell and tore her pants exposing her vagina.
I feel the cold air on my vagina, I must have a vag wink going on.
by NNANNK January 02, 2014
Woman 1: I am rocking a major stick wink right now.
Woman 2: Oh god, do you need me to come to the bathroom with you?
Woman 1: Yeah, I might need another one;
Woman 2: Oh god, do you need me to come to the bathroom with you?
Woman 1: Yeah, I might need another one;
by fingeringtrash September 11, 2018