Stink Wink

When you moon somebody and fart and your butthole winks when it opens to release the fart.
Fart stank butthole greetings

As tom rounded the corner and I gave him the stink wink.

by BAMFbitch June 14, 2016

Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021

nipple wink

When one of your nipples is hard and the other is soft, giving the impression of a winking face on your chest.

"Giovanni, you're giving me a nipple wink right now."

by prilosec August 18, 2018

stick wink

When you can feel your tampon peeking out of your vagina.

Woman 1: I am rocking a major stick wink right now.
Woman 2: Oh god, do you need me to come to the bathroom with you?
Woman 1: Yeah, I might need another one;

by fingeringtrash September 10, 2018

The Drink Wink

The twitch that you get in your eye whenever you take a deep sip of a very strong alcoholic drink. A sure sign that a bartender knows how to properly value the portions of their mixers.

Tina: what the hell is that, your eye....

Elliott: its the drink wink, this is so strong, but its so good I cant stop drinking it

by CrazinWill October 11, 2014

infinity winks

Death; Extinction; Destruction; Termination of life; The total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism

Anthony's friends were concerned his skag addiction would eventually result in infinity winks .

by Spumco February 10, 2008