hoops and hoes

a phrase in referance to the bigger the hoop (jewelry), the bigger the hoe/rich hoe.

"girl, yo hoop so big, you a gigantic hoe!!!"

"hoops and hoes are awesome, dude"

by squirrelding June 23, 2014

flamingo hoop

Having intense diarrhea from the vagina

Have you heard about that one girl she's having a flamingo hoop?

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

spaghetti hoop

a snacc that must be consumed, cold and straight from the tin with fork, preferably in the shower or bath.

a person who is cute that you want to eat in the shower.

my boyfriend is totally a spaghetti hoop.

why?
because i wanna blow him in the shower.

by Nelly word January 7, 2021

poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.

John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."

by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018

hoop rollers

salesmen, con men, rip off artist, anyone that is trying to sell you something you do not need.

in the old days wagons had wooden wheels and a metal hoop around the out side that held the wheel togeather. kids would get one and a stick . they would roll the hoop with the stick.that was called hoop rolling . we called salesmen hoop rollers.

by r. cane May 13, 2006

Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.

Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.

by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021

Roblox Hoops

A very bad representation of basketball. Reach in fouls are not a thing. People from ages 11-17 feel like being the best at this game means that you are an all powerful god. Shooting half courts is easy and very possible. Ankle breakers aren't real either.

I wanted to play Roblox Hoops, but I decided that it was too terrible to manage to play.

by TheBestHoopsBaller November 16, 2017