"I Adolf Hitler can Invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months"-Someone who can't invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months
by JFKLover9999 June 8, 2021
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. 
Adolf Jerzy the first and last leader of the U.E.S (United Essex States) was a generous and kind man that rose to power in the late 2020s. He sparked a rebellion against the British government which was seen as a failing government which gave Jerzy the idea of liberating the UK. During his leadership of the U.E.S, he made countless of diplomatic friends such as Barry Lumensky who was Jerzy's closest diplomatic friend in the trying times of the U.E.S.
Adolf Jerzy later passed away at age 78 from stage 4 cancer which saw his glories empire come crashing down. He was buried in his home town of Tarnobzeg in Poland where he is constantly being remembered for the actions he took and his caring heart.
Adolf Jerzy later passed away at age 78 from stage 4 cancer which saw his glories empire come crashing down. He was buried in his home town of Tarnobzeg in Poland where he is constantly being remembered for the actions he took and his caring heart.
Person 1: "Hey Adolf Jerzy was a pretty nice guy back then"
Person 2: "I mean yeah, despite the bad first name"
Barry Lumensky: "You gentle men talking about my friendo Jerzy? He certainly was the best friend and leader the world has ever seen, I still miss him"
Person 2: "I mean yeah, despite the bad first name"
Barry Lumensky: "You gentle men talking about my friendo Jerzy? He certainly was the best friend and leader the world has ever seen, I still miss him"
by Panzer V June 4, 2022
Get the Adolf Jerzymug. Some small dick Austrian wanker who got mad and fucking killed 11 million people because he got rejected from art school. What a fucking loser.
by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023
Get the Adolf Hitlermug. When you’re fucking a girl from behind and stick your thumb in her ass. You then proceed to bring her head up next to yours all romantic like and then draw a Hitler mustache under her nose with your shitty thumb.
by themenace May 5, 2021
Get the Adolf Shitlermug. by Scoics February 9, 2023
Get the Adolf Scoicamug. Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.
Fun facts:
• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"
Further reading:
"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!
by horny cucumber May 25, 2022
Get the Adolf Hitlermug.