Dr. Garran

A drink that is created by mixing 1tsp crack cocaine with equal parts vodka and Dr. Pepper.

A: "Dude, I just wanna get messed up".
B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"

by blackprincess January 15, 2010

Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 6, 2010

Dr. Topper

Someone who has reached the absolute highest level of "one upping" or topping someone else. Only true masters of this quality, which are far a few between, acheive the prestigious title.

As Dr. Topper was in his Platinum Edition rig; checkin the weight on my new gold chain; he glaced at his rolex and noticed he better get infront of his 70" inch TV because a Kojak marathon was starting in 5 min.

by WD40Fox October 24, 2019

Dr. Jinjie

A man who is an absolute menace to society, he is gang affiliated and his favorite sex position is reverse frosty lumberjack and he also is a doctor who specializes in abortions

Avoid Dr. Jinjie, that man beat the absolute fuck out of that boy kevin and raped his dog

by PkTheArsonist July 4, 2021

Dr. Cossack

Referencing a character from Mega Man 4 on the NES of the same name, a Dr. Cossack is any character in a story who at first seems to be the main antagonist, but then you find out that he/she is really just the slave or middle man of the true, often more threatening antagonist.

In Mega Man 4, it seemed as though Dr. Cossack was the new evil scientist on the block. He built 8 powerful Robot Masters and had them conquer different areas around the world and challenged Mega Man to try and stop him. After penetrating Dr. Cossack's fortress however, Proto Man teleports in with Dr. Cossack's daughter, Kalinka, who explains that he was only following orders from Dr. Wily (The main series villain) because the mad scientist had her captured and threatened to harm her if Dr. Cossack didn't obey him. After Dr. Wily was defeated, Dr. Cossack actually demonstrated himself to be a nice guy. He even helped Dr. Light (good guy scientist) build Beat (Robot attacking bird) to assist Mega Man in his future ventures.

by FatherofGray September 18, 2013

Dr. Phil

Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life

I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.

by swaggygin December 15, 2017

Dr. Laura

This is a word for a hypocrite who uses a religion that she does not actually follow in order to bully and insult others. She is quite misogynistic and homophobic.

A Dr. Laura will often claim to be acting in the best welfare of the children, regardless of what the best decision for the child would be - she just wants to sound heroic.

by Admiral Snackbar July 5, 2004