Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 7, 2009

Tissed

When someone or something is Pissing you off at the same time, it is ticking off another person.

Man 1: Damn that girl hella pissed me off dude...

Man 2: I know man, her attitude really ticked me off!!!

Man 1 & Man 2: She just tissed us off!

by Awsomeness9595 August 20, 2009

tissue bits

tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

by Tara1978 September 23, 2007

need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

Tissemaned

when someone puts a penis as your wallpaper

A: Why is Kenneth screaming?

B: I think he just got tissemaned!
A: Ohh... Someone put a penis as his wallpaper?
B: Yeahhh... But he likes it
A: I know! Kenneth just LOVE penis
B: In his butthole?
A: WOW dude.. thats a little too far, but yes!

by The Champ! May 21, 2011

tissue change

Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.

Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.

by M$NEY M$KER May 20, 2018

tissefant

tissefant is a word that you use when you get mad, you can also say to youre friends that they are a tissefant and then they is getting mad at you:)

wassup G, you smell like a tissefant

by T O B I May 22, 2021