Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.
If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.
"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
by elrond420 September 23, 2021
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Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.
Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.
Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...
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Making minute grammatical errors though being completely literate when running on low doses of sleep.
Oh my gosh--did I just say 'specialer'? So not a word. And I know that....because I am fully literate but tired. At least I know 'a lot' is two words.
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by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009
Get the Pre-tied Noose mug.1. Used when one cannot seem to find the words they are looking for.
2. Used when another human being says something that causes others to feel uncomfortable and therefore become tongue-tied because they do not know what to say.
3. Used just whenever the hell you want to.
2. Used when another human being says something that causes others to feel uncomfortable and therefore become tongue-tied because they do not know what to say.
3. Used just whenever the hell you want to.
Stefanie: Shove some bananas down your pants!
Michelle: WHAT?!
Jennifer & Amie: Tongue-Tied Tarantula!
Also see Uncomfortable Cow and Awkward Turtle
Michelle: WHAT?!
Jennifer & Amie: Tongue-Tied Tarantula!
Also see Uncomfortable Cow and Awkward Turtle
by Suite'ies October 21, 2009
Get the Tongue-Tied Tarantula mug.A state resembling retardation of normal brain functions brought on by extreme fatigue and/or exhaustion.
"Hey, what's wrong? You seem a bit out of it." "Tiredation, man. I've been up since 4 AM yesterday, and I spent all of today hauling furniture around."
by Maryxus September 3, 2007
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