Triple H Threat

The Triple H Threat consists of contracting the following all at the same time. Herpes, Hepatitis and HIV (also known as the herp, hep and hiv). VIA sexual intercourse, being bitten by a homeless person or when hanging out with the drummer of every time I die.

I was gonna kong this homeless chick living in a ditch last night, until she gave me the triple h threat!

by GOHO13 August 3, 2010

thread

A boy/girl who is to afraid to talk to the opposite sex about out of school activities. The thread group is a confidence booster for those who don't talk to the opposite sex and provides a sense of camaraderie/fraternity among other threads. A term associated with threads is thread shock. Thread shock is defined as the condition in which a person is too stunned to talk to the opposite gender that he/she doesn't reply. The hierarchy of threads is as follows from top to bottom: Thread Founder, Thread God, Thread Prophet, Thread Legacy (in the case that you are related to a former thread member), and Thread Star. The secret handshake of the Thread is fist-pounding yourself or high-fiving yourself after someone else high-fives or fist-pounds you, which serves as a symbol for the elevated sense of confidence one receives when among other threads.

Thread Shock:

Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?

Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.

Thread Life:

Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?

Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread

by TheyCallMeTheIllest April 24, 2013

TheAmazingAtheist Roll

An online prank where one person sends a link to YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist's video, Blueberry Pie, to another person. The sender usually says that it is a video of something else.

*Blueberry pie blueberry pie blueberry pie!* Shit, I got TheAmazingAtheist Roll'd!

by Ludde365 April 10, 2009

The Triple Threat

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face and he uses one hand to play with the nipple, the other hand to play with the woman's clit, and his tongue is buried deep inside her vagina.

How was your night with him?
Girl, he gave me a the triple threat and it was so good.

by Julio Rumundo February 6, 2008

sex threat

to make a threat of having sex, or much more frighteningly, of not.
can be used to create arousal or a joke
but also in times of anger and for punishment.

guy- if you don't stop being such a naughty girl i'm gonna have to fuck you.
girl- ooh is that a sex threat?
guy- do you want it to be?

funny guy- jenny if you don't stop talking to me i may have to take you right here!
jenny- what, in the middle of a library?
funny guy- we could build a fort out of self-help books for privacy.
jenny- alright alright! stop with the sex threats, please! read your stupid book.

jim- i'm sick of you always being out late karen! no more sex for a month!
karen- you're sex threatening me?! that is ridiculous!
jim- deal with it baby!

by pen15clubber October 23, 2007

big thread

Where friends gather to chat while the cruddies are busy hating elsewhere

I LOVE the big thread....It's a cruddie-free zone!

by SexyHo June 14, 2004

e-threats

When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to come around and attack/kill you or your mum/dad/cat/dog/budgie, even though they have absolutely noooooooo idea who you are or where you're at :-D

xyz has just entered the room
abc has just joined the room
^Freddy Flinstone: Your mum's ugly
&**Shinester****£: I'm gonna fuck you up, you watch
^Freddy Flinstone: OMG, LMFAO - e-threats, whatever, like
you even know where I live LOL
Sssexy-Meeee.....: LOL

by ubergeekchic March 28, 2007