thirsty sloot

a bitch who is dehydrated to the point where all she can think about is the johnse, and will do whatever it takes to schlob on your root.

tara reid and paris hilton are thirsty sloots

by janky mein November 16, 2005

Thirsty

To be extremely desperate; wanting to be in a relationship really bad.

Girl: My boyfriend broke up with me last week.
Guy 1: That sucks, want to go out with me?
Guy 2: He's missing out, you're perfect. Go out with me?
Guy 3: You're beautiful. Give me a chance to make you happy.

"Ron was so thirsty, he asked out that girl faster than anyone else did."

by Giveth May 6, 2014

thirsty thursday

the day of the week when people, specifically college students go out to drink liquor

Thirsty Thursday tonight!

by GUNDY November 5, 2003

Thirsty

Boy or Girl who flirts with the opposite gender way to much. Normally in need of a hose to qench there thirst

Did you see Brendan flirtin with Lindsay and Hannah? Ugh so thirsty!

by Del_baddie May 23, 2014

thirsty

Something that is used to replenish the body with liquid. A drink.

Dude, I'm so fucking tired, I need a thirsty.

by GojiraFlanders December 1, 2010

Thirsty Thursday

A term used for partying on Thursday nights primarily on college campuses. This term also inspired an album of the same name "Thirsty Thursday" by a new funk/rock band called TallBoys. About just such a night, as the album goes on the audience is meant to get more intoxicated.

Hey man you're almost on your 2nd beer, now is the perfect time for us to jam out with TallBoys on this Thirsty Thursday!

by Thoisty thoisday February 4, 2014

Thirsty

Like, REALLY thirsty.

Man 1:Why do you have so many water bottles there?

Man 2:I'm thirsty, so....yeah.

by Themanwhoisthirsty May 19, 2014