Thong-Dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons. Invented by Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content

Adam: "That redhead's boobs look bigger!"
Bernard: "Yeah, it was a good investment for her thong-dollaz."

by Play The Fool December 10, 2008

thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Damn that stripper got alot of thong-dollaz in that thong. She must spend a lot of time at the club.

Dude that's my mom !!!

by J.Jacques December 9, 2008

Rudolph Thong

A really unthoughtful birthday present of stupid rudolph the reindeer that may or may not have been simply 'found'

Guy #1: Hey homes. I got you a Rudolph thong.
Guy #2: Umm thanks, but didn't i get you a wii?
Guy #3: Dunno. I don't remember thoughtful gestures

"I know you badly need a kidney but here's a rudolph thong instead"

by mutedude98 January 12, 2008

foot thongs

Sandals with toe straps; chanks

Girl, you cannot wear those foot thongs to a job interview!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2022

Fongs in thongs

The natural attire of Jay and Matt Fong is the thong. From this common wardrobe selection, the colloquialism "Fongs in thongs" developed in the late 1990s.
Variations: Fongy thongy, thong Fong, etc.

I sure am glad I signed up to help with Rainfest because I got to see Fongs in thongs.

by UBC Rec February 1, 2005

thong mommy

A mommy in a thong. Typically in her late teens or early twenties, unmarried and still hot. Thong mommies dress the same way they did before pregnancy, e.g., tight baby doll tee, navel piercing, back tattoo and low rider pants with a thong showing.

"Thong mommy" is a new millenium take on the "welfare mother"; thong mommies are usually clueless about the harsh realities of life. To thong mommies, life is a party and a baby is a cool accessory.

The mall is a great place to find a hot young thong mommy.

by Spanky Smackety May 19, 2007

Management Thong

Very shallow, thin, misrepresentation of an individual that tries to let everybody know around them they are in charge, but in all actuality, are lacking material, substance, walks around with their nose in the air, stuck up, no personality, and pissed off like something is stuck in their ass.

Jeeeez, what the hell is her problem today? Oh nothing, she is just wearing her Management Thong.

by wolvy July 27, 2008