Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.
My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.
by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 17, 2021
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willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.
Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍
by sazzy jo June 03, 2017
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Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)
Willy Wonka
by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020
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Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
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willy wonka kiss

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
by Chkygal August 26, 2015
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The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 09, 2024
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Willy Wonka Bucks

A term that can be used when you want to enter a bet or dare a friend to do something stupid but don't want to put anything at stake. In other words, it's money made from "pure imagination".
Person 1: Hey Person 2 I'll give you 50 Willy Wonka bucks if you ask Person 3 out!
Person 2: Sure
{Person 2 does the dare}
Person 2: Where is my money?
Person 1: HAH here you go. It's money made from pure imagination!
by Deadest Man Walking November 15, 2023
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