Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)

Willy Wonka

by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020

Wonka

The funniest person you’ll ever know. Very wonky (silly)

Oh my gosh you are so funny wonka

by G_girl February 1, 2018

scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.

We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.

by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024

Wonka sweep

Watching the Oscar’s just for Wonka to win every single category.

“God I should’ve just hung out with my friends, this years Oscar’s is a full Wonka sweep!”

by pumpkinpuncher1 March 10, 2024

Willy Wonkaed

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.

Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!

by ILoveDuckTales May 21, 2020

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011