Smurf

Insult.
Obnoxious person with an unhealthy craving for attention.
Usually used for children and teenagers.
Especially insulting when used for an adult.

That little smurf's been yelling and making a fool out of himself for the last hour. He just doesn't get it.

by Jef Van Vinckenroye July 06, 2006

smurf

a word that can replace verbs in sentences.

I saw u and smurfette leave the bar last night!
Yeah, as soon as we left the parking lot, she started smurfin me.
NO SMUFIN WAY!!!
smurf ya
smurf

by iainttellinumyname December 11, 2003

smurf

A tiny blue pill, a percocet of the 30mg variety

I popped a few smurfs last night and I was eff'd up!!

by Bobby Abs April 07, 2008

smurf

describing something cool,awesome,uber,etc.

That was the best movie ever! That was totally smurf dude!

by Reki October 08, 2007

SMURFING

Fucking until you're blue in the face

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

smurf

A person who sits on IRC all day while smoking cigarettes. When he sleeps, which is rare, he does so on a mattress made of CPU fans. Curse his metal body.

R.I.P. sMURF, 1984-2006

by plankton_king March 23, 2003

smurf

small blu creatures who seem harmless at first but beware, they are vicious when given too much sugar

Ben has too much sugar and has biten me

by steve linnard July 16, 2004