porter gasting

The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.

Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.

by themanme December 17, 2013

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

Porter

Obsessive, hippie lover, will fall in love with you If your name is Erica. Most likely has restraining orders against him.

“Yo who tf keeps messaging you??”
“It’s porter.. he won’t leave me alone”

by blondey April 18, 2020

Porter

Fucks dudes named max and sucks fat cock

Hey my name is Porter and I suck cock

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

Anna Porter

A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.

Man: Who is that?
Woman: That radiant beast? That's an Anna Porter.

by night---light January 23, 2025

Porter’s Folder Maneuver

An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.

“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver

by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022