Organic wasta

"Wasta" means "network" or "connections" in Arabic, usually in the context of finding a job. It has a negative connotation because most view it as kissing ass or schmoozing with the right people to get to the job/position/salary you want. It's also seen as cutting corners through a job application process if you know a guy high up to help you out.

But organic wasta is free from impurities: it's a genuine connection made with someone who decides later to help you out, for e.g. meeting people through friends, or at a wedding, etc.

Alia: Wow how'd you get that great new job? Was it through wasta?
Abood: No it's not like that, it was through organic wasta - I go to the same spinning class as the recruiter, and we've been friends for months before he suggested that I take this new role.

by KayEves October 26, 2015

Grow organically

‘I will bang you, make no effort but expect you to stick around...while you are under the illusion it’s growing organically’ x

Chill babe, let things grow organically!

by Tinalea February 6, 2018

Portland Organ

When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.

"Bro, I walked into a local coffee shop and saw the nastiest Portland Organ!"

by The Wall Breakers September 3, 2016

Organic Pleb

This is one of those people that are pure trash at a video game. They are a super low level and have absolutely no idea what they're doing what so ever. They usually occur when playing an online game with random people. They can also be your friends

Honestly, this kid is so trash and such a low level. Pretty sure this kid is an organic pleb

by Unknown Specification February 13, 2019

organ recital

when people discuss their latest surgeries in great detail, common with older folk at social gatherings

I'm trying to enjoy my food at this restaurant, but those old ladies are making me vomit with their organ recital.

by napierman January 30, 2012

blow organ

to shit massively

diarrhea

to blow organ: Oh no, that pizza is gonna make me blow an organ.

I’m lactose intolerant, but I don’t care so I’m constantly blowing major organ.

by gorlsyuh October 28, 2018

friend organ

A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'

Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip

Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.

by GayPotato October 18, 2017