Transparent Mask

A useless or pointless avatar, alias, or secret identity

Bill: Hey fuckface, we met together at John's BBQ and Bar yesterday, right?
*UtilityMan stops before he could finish beating Shrimp Scoundrel to death*
Bill: Dude, you need to drop that transparent mask of yours and just admit it. Everyone in Redwood City knows your real name and it's retarded to continue denying simple facts.

by FourThirteenTwentyFive March 30, 2019

masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.

"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."

by Yer July 23, 2008

911 MASK

The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.

The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.

by MathPlus May 3, 2021

mask pretty

When a person is deceivingly attractive with a mask on.

Jake, look at that girl over there, she's hot.

Dude, she's just mask pretty, wait until she takes the mask off.

by Bellanca88 May 23, 2020

Mask Baiter

Someone who wears a face mask and looks attractive with the mask on, but once they take it off, they look less attractive

“Brittney is such a mask baiter”

by Ben43 January 19, 2022

Courtesy Mask

Mask(s) you keep in your car in case your passenger(s) need a mask while going out during the COVID pandemic

"Ah nertz, I forgot my mask"
"No problem, I keep courtesy masks in my glovebox"

by reed4pop June 27, 2020

Bate mask

A virtual reality headset used almost exclusively for watching porn while masturbating.

I cant believe my mom got me a bate mask for christmas, you guys.

by Warmtoiletseats January 12, 2018