Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

Scissor Guard

Like a cock bock but for lesbians

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over

by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018

right guard

A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.

It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.

A right guard is useful for protecting the lacquer on my Horn.

by Sir Talkalot July 7, 2018

Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

guard baby

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.

"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."

by psedonym February 25, 2005

io guards

io guards are the biggest griefers of fortnite they look for people to mess with and make other players rage they have no use in fortnite and should be taken out

yo bro watch out there io guards there

i hate io guards

by g ecg tenements January 20, 2021

Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.

“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”

by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019