deuce

2 mile track event. 3218 meters.

im running the deuce tomorrow morning at the track meet.

by joe June 18, 2005

deuce deuce

1. egg's nickname, given to her because of her habit of hooking up with a guy literally 5 seconds after someone else has, specially when she's had a few too many alcoholic beverages.

1. drunk girl: egg's here
other drunk girl: who?
drunk girl: u kno, deuce deuce.
other drunk girl: ooh... shit dont let her see u hook up with will! u kno she'll call sloppy seconds on that shit.

by drunk deuce September 15, 2007

Deuce Deuce

Clean, smoove, and fresh

"Man dem kicks is deuce deuce down to da socks.

by Jon and Adam March 09, 2005

deuce

A rabbit with colorings similar to a Butterfinger.

Dude, deuce pissed on Mary's blanket.

Shit, hide it in the corner, maybe she'll forget.

by Kyle March 13, 2005

Deuce

A kick ass sporting goods product

Wow! That new deuce is rad!

by pb February 02, 2004

Deuce

When someone gets superr (mega) drunk!

I Got MEGA DEUCED Last night!!!

by CrzyChicky January 25, 2009

deuce

An act of immense aiming ability while giving a facial. The donor is not satisfied just to coat face of recipient, but also looks to fill not one, but both nostrils.

The old lady couldnt help but admire my talents after I pulled off the deuce.

by SL2000 August 20, 2008