(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"
Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
by 4n4nn1 March 29, 2012
by Master flex November 01, 2013
a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021
Three consecutive nights of pure 50 shades of Grey fucking. This can involve any type of sex, fore play, fetishes, role play, etc...
Bro, me and my girl tried The Freaky Weekend ...and it was lit!! I never thought I’d like a finger in my ass.
by Chiefbombdick December 30, 2017
Noun.
A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.
Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.
Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.
Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat January 30, 2012
When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).
Late Thursday afternoon:
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
by Emanuel Goldstein April 02, 2021
by Philip Schuchman August 12, 2008