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Vegas Mistletoe

Gertrude and I were walking downtown last night when we stumbled upon some Vegas Mistletoe
by Crabeater November 20, 2022
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Vegas Lip

1. n. - the condition by which your upper lip, having been subjected to the arid, air conditioned, cigarette infused air of Las Vegas, combined with excessive consumption of alcohol and/or other substances dehydrates to the consistency of a flaky, shriveled raisin.
Dude, I tried to make out with this chick in the club, but the both of us had such a bad case of Vegas Lip, it was like kissing sand.
by OphidianX November 14, 2011
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Vegas Balls

Upon stepping outdoors, a mans scrodum instantly sticks to their thigh, while secreting sweat at an alarming rate. Occurs between the months of June through August, in Las Vegas.
"Wow it's hot, got Vegas Balls from taking out the trash."
"My girl left me after smelling my Vegas Balls."
by Rodolfo Anzettie July 5, 2017
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vegas vein

Definition : The vein on your neck typically on the right side will start to feel as if it’s going to explode !

How you get it :So when your tryna go and your pushing and next thing you know your waking up. And the. You I past out because of extreme lower extremity force ! Symptoms : loss of breathe , sweating , steamy , feelings of fatigue , exhausted, depression , loss of hope, feeling of needing god, feeling of an exorcist, light headed and start to see stars ! medications : water melon , fiber one bars , any type of laxitives but Dulcolax for the aggressive pushers ! Also remember that god loves you .
So the last time I was on the squater potter I almost lost my mind because of how difficult this was to release this demon and my Vegas vein exploded in my neck .
by Wewillbeatvegasvein May 12, 2022
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clementine-vega

Everyone who knows clementine is wooed right away by how amazing they look. They are usually the most beautiful/handsomest person alive. They’ll always have a place in your heart, and bring you joy. If you find a clementine, you will be changed in the best way possible and you even might marry them. They truly are a blessing.
Wow! I’m going to marry Clementine-vega one day!
by Nothingnesss March 31, 2020
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Vegas Puppy

an artist, musician, magician, or other alternative-culture type that lives in and/or around Las Vegas AND whose works are influenced by Sin City culture.
www.vegaspuppies.blogspot.com
Dude! Check out that great painting of the "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign. That guy is totally a Vegas Puppy.
by s&m February 17, 2004
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chris vega

a person with a dark past
yet has beautiful heart

girlfriend material ..100%
she thick and sexy

got an ass

just an awesome person who would date an asshole like herself XD loving person but so bitchy and loyal
super fun and such an adorable tomboy
trustworthy and freaky
crazy freaky in bed <3
yo i wish i had me a girl like chris vega
by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017
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