The Struggle Is Real

A reassuring phrase you offer to a person whom is under the influence of marijuana and struggling at a task due to being seriously high. The phrase signifies that you understand what they are dealing with and are not judging them for being to high to function properly and that they are free to be themselves ensuring good "vibes". It can also be used at times for a friend whom is uncomfortably stoned and they need to lay down or put both head phones in, stating that they're not being weird and that their "struggle" is indeed "real" and that you respect that.

Dude 1: holding bong "Damn man I'm to stoned to hold this bowl"
Dude 2: couch locked next to him "The struggle is real man, the struggle is real"

Dude 1: Stammering and laughing at a drive through ordering mic
*pull away from mic*
Dude 1: "I totally fucked that up"
Dude 2: "The struggle is real man"

by CrowBar June 25, 2014

struggle pizza

When finals week is coming up and you don't even leave your room for meals, you order a "struggle pizza" to serve as your breakfast, lunch and dinner until the struggle is over.

Finals are coming. The age of the struggle pizza has dawned.

by brilliantpenguin April 16, 2015

struggle munch

When you're eating something and it get all over you or makes a mess.

"I see you struggle munchin' on that sloppy joe!"

by ca$$ money January 22, 2015

Struggle Bus

Phrase used when you and your friends are high as fuck and one friend is laughing uncontrollably at something.

Is usually said in a high pitched patronizing way to make the person struggle even harder.

Fred: PINEAPPLE HAHAHA AAAHAHAHAHAHA

Jim: STRUGGLE BUS!

John: STRUUUUGLE BUUUUS!!!

Fred: BAAHAHAHA *Gasp* XD PFFTNNHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Not a real letter April 04, 2009

Struggle Love

To make love to someone who is resisting. Often against their will. Interchangeable with the word "rape".

Sharif: Oh baby, it's time for some STRUGGLE LOVE!
Laura: No! Stop! I don't want you!
Sharif: Your struggling only makes me want you MORE!

by AbsoluteProfessional April 30, 2011

power struggle

When all the outlets in a power strip are filled but you desperately need an outlet

"Yo I need to charge my phone but there's no open outlets. I'm having a power struggle."

by MusiqDude April 13, 2014

snuggle struggle

The act of convincing a spouse or significant other to give you sexual services and if denied taking it anyway

"no, we haven't had a night alone without the kids in forever so you giving it out or we having a snuggle struggle?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014