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Road chow

When a male goes down on a female while driving.
I made Matt road chow me on my way to family dinner, had his face looking like a glazed doughnut once we arrived.
by Work trailer October 2, 2019
mugGet the Road chowmug.

Road Bot

A bottle of wine purchased for and consumed while driving. Typically a red Spanish wine costing between $9.99 and $14.99. Classier than pounding Busch Light cans during your commute.
I picked up a couple road bots for the drive. The tannins were incredible and my car smelled of plum fruit, leather and dried tobacco after.
by TrueBuck March 6, 2012
mugGet the Road Botmug.

Road Mosquito

Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.
Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”
by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021
mugGet the Road Mosquitomug.

Road Dominater

An extremely tricked out and powerful muscle car with an engine that rises above the hood and larger rear wheels than front wheels.
An excellent example of a road dominater would be a modified 69' Camaro with a big block V8 and an ass-kickin' 1000hp... that would beat the living shits out of any ricer any day.
by 69'Camaro(: May 25, 2010
mugGet the Road Dominatermug.

road willy

One who gets a blow job while driving.
I asked her to give me a road Willy!
by Cliffs October 16, 2017
mugGet the road willymug.

do road

/doing road/road
To be involved in gang business (UK, not sure about US)

Jump off road - to end up with gang business
(BSIDE) 30 X KK - 785 flow

Everybody want do road now (now?)
by thedh11 March 9, 2021
mugGet the do roadmug.

road ramen

When you type a location in your phone gps, but then it goes batshit crazy and gives you a route that looks like Spaghetti, that will probably take you a while to figure out.
"I think I'm going to be late, my gps just went road ramen on me.

"Dude.. yesterday when I was trying to get to your house, I made a wrong turn or some shit and then my gps just went road ramen, and it took me a fucking while to find it."
by Mosquito Bandito July 25, 2019
mugGet the road ramenmug.

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