The Octopus Method

Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.

A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.

Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.

Example of the octopus method.

To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 06, 2023
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chicken octopus

a boy who plays baseball who thinks their so very cool but is just a chicken octopus
“OMG dude, your such a chicken octopus”
shut up bitch
*gets in fight*
*chicken octopus dies because he’s weak*
by chicken octopus November 16, 2019
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Octopus Tenticles

When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further

NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job
Damn bro, you know that girl Katie? She gave me octopus tenticles and gave me major blue balls.
by Octopus Girl 6not9 March 05, 2018
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naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points
"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."
by octonaught June 19, 2012
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Octopus Zombie

One of the most annoying zombies in Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is encountered in Big Wave Beach at levels 17 and beyond, and throws octopi onto plants. The octopi can be removed by being attacked by plants. If you shovel a plant before the octopus lands on it, you will make it waste its attack. It has the Hardened toughness and the Creeper speed. Plants such as Dartichoke are good counters to Octopus Zombie, as it prioritizes it over other zombies.
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Octopus Friend

A person who is better than just a friend but is not quite a best friend yet.
by _itsstormbreaker February 20, 2021
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chocolate octopus

Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy
Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave
by Pelvis powerranger January 08, 2018
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