Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.

I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.

by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021

Perth MeatBall

A delicacy formed after shaving your pubic hairs in the shower and allowing them to pile up in the corner and form a meat ball shaped cluster. The newly formed meat ball should be collected when wet and placed in your significant other's mouth. The Perth Meat Ball should only be used when the act of greasing the weasel is in progress.

Jim; i gave Steph my "Perth MeatBall" last night.
Tom; wow thats pretty fucked up dude.
Jim; i know, Im not well.

by Gayretard201488 July 19, 2018

Freaky meatball

Fat ass bitch that sits at home and plays Xbox while jerking off to his inbred caveman like cousin hellboy.

He was becoming a freaky meatball, when he kept saying that guns a 3 shot!

by D1ckwas180007 April 22, 2016

meatball sack

During a #2 your balls get out of the way by going up into your stomach so you don't poop on them.

My girlfriend tried to blow me while i was pooping but couldn't find my balls because i had meatball sack.

by Big Mike123 August 29, 2020

Meatballs in Ikea

When somebody provides useless input to a conversation. Ie something unrelated or without adding value.

What’s that got to do with the price of meatballs in Ikea?

by citsreal May 24, 2021

stuffed meatball

Partaking in anal with a fat gay man hence the name meatball

Tom: Yo Jon, what porn do you recommend
Jon: (laughing) try "stuffed meatball"

Tom: will do pal!

by Cockguzzlingbear January 11, 2016

spaghetti and meatballs

When the man take a load on the girl's hair, twirls it around his penis, and then makes the girl give him a blowjob.

Ricardo came over last night forced fed me spaghetti and meatballs.

by meatballersforeva January 16, 2011