Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

mud on the helmet

A homosexual term for when one guy butt fucks another guy. The "mud" is a crude term for shit in the bottom's anus. The "helmet" is to describe the shape of the head of the penis. When the top (helmet) rams his dick into the anus of the bottom, he gets shit (mud) on it. Thus, "mud on the helmet".

"I fucked my boyfriend so deep I got mud on the helmet."

by rjc July 22, 2006

drilled mud

When you tried to fart but accidentally shit your pants.

Dude, I just tried to fart but drilled mud instead.

by Jack Goff October 8, 2006

Making Mud

When one male in a homosexual couple inserts a hose into his anus and fills it with water, essentially making mud with the fecal matter for his partners enjoyment during penetration.

Hernandez removes his sequin covered G and slowly inserts a hose into his love hole. Alfredo turns on the tap till his love emits a little squeal of delight and then in one quick movement yanks the hose and slams his throbbing man meat into the moist hole with a satisfying squelch....Making Mud

by SpikeyMonkey April 2, 2009

Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Claims she’s country and not a whore but gets bounced around like a dick in a stretched out pussy.

Yo did you hear Bobbie is a Mud Cricket ??

by Igctocgocitxurxutx April 24, 2019

Mud Mask

When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"

Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!

by Mitch April 13, 2005

Mud-Spudding

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.

My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.

by Thahash March 3, 2019