Fucking the dog 

(V) When somebody places a cold (or warm)glass on a table without the use of a coaster.

Hey! Stop Fucking the dog, i just got it waxed.

Fucking the dog by <Mac< February 22, 2009

the holy fucking trinity 

.To achieve the holy fucking trinity is to have sex with a blond chick an asian chick and a black chick at the same time
once a man has achieved the holy fucking trinity he must be worshiped by his friends and always be known as a sex god even if he is found having sex with a fat man at a gay bath house.

I almost achieved the holy fucking trinity but then i found out that the asian chick was a man

the holy fucking trinity by Womenrespecror96 October 21, 2019

fucking the needle 

1.being a drug addict

"Man he's a needle fucker"

"I'm fucked by the needle."

fucking the needle by drownie September 17, 2003

Fucking the Meat Man 

A girl walks in to a meat shop for produce and gets more than that. She asks the man for him to sit on her face while he smears meat juice alll over her face. Then she gets steak, wraps it around his dick and chomps it off. Later she gets a butcher knife and they become blood brothers. (NO LONE WOLVES]

"I was Fucking the Meat Man. "

Fucking the Meat Man by doobhun nickle fo me January 17, 2010

Fucking the Unicorn 

When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.

A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...

....Neeeeiiighhhh!

Fucking the Unicorn by Not High Enough In A Hammock August 19, 2012

Needle-fucking the e 

Running low on gas in your automobile.

While I was driving home, I noticed I was needle-fucking the e so I got some gas.

Needle-fucking the e by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

The Quantum Fuckining 

The Quantum Fuckining is when an individual feels (like they should give a fuck, might have a fuck to give, or fuck it all. Thus the fuck has been quantified; therefore existing and not existing all at once.)
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.

The quantum Fuckining of 2020 when a world wide pandemic revealed the strength and weaknesses of the world leaders and childishness of adults everywhere over wearing face panties.

The Quantum Fuckining by Ms.Karma November 8, 2020