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family whipped

A case where an independent adult (usually early 20's) is still under the command of their family's every request. Like "pussy whipped", they will often ditch their friends to help their family complete the most trivial tasks.
Cam: Hey Steve, are you still coming out tonight for drinks with me and Rick? Apparently lots of fine ladies are coming!
Steve: Shit, I cant man, My dad wants me to help him move some wood out of the garage
Rick: Man that guy is family whipped

Amy: Hey steve, my parents are out for the night, wanna come over ;)
Steve: i'll have to pass, I need to give my mum a foot massage
by Camazon April 26, 2008
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Shit Family

A family that does one or more of the following:

constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
Dude, Andy has such a shit family. They pretty much beat his ass every night and his mom is a whore and his sisters are too. I feel really bad for him.
by the_polar_express May 27, 2009
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Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.
Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.
by B. Hanback May 21, 2008
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Family onion

A large round butt that is passed on through generations.
"Damn she got the family onion!"
"I want to harvest her family onion."
by Fake mountain August 16, 2017
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homemade family

A family that is associated with a close bond, and seemingly high morals. For example, they may be vegetarian or own a family pet account, or coddle their children. They are referred to as 'homemade' as this word also has implications that if someone endorses homemade products, they are ethically superior to the norm.
'Ben's mum came to watch him at sports day'
'They're such a homemade family'
by sprinklyflaps November 28, 2021
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Family Office

An office (real or metaphorical) in which the wealth of a family or families is managed. Contrary to what JD says, a family office does not require $100M. And M stands for one million.
Yeah, he hit his FU number and now just runs his $10M family office.
by FFJD May 19, 2023
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Family Gamer

Life goes on... And as everything, your gamer experience changes with it. In the beginning, your game experience is centered around competitive aspects, such as rank, ladder and climbing. You can play for hour an hours, alone or with friends.

At some point in life, your responsibilities, professional or student life, start to affect your gaming experience. Your focus is now enjoyment, passing time and sometimes escaping from reality. You don't have the motivation of climbing, grinding. Playing alone in a competitive environment is now out of question. You prefer to play single players, or sometimes play a ranked game with your friends.
Family Gamer 1: "Yesterday I played Assassin's Creed."
Family Gamer 2: "Really? At this point I'm only waiting for Cyberpunk."
Gamer: "Jesus, this mercy is f##ing retarded."
Family Gamer 3: "When was the last time you played alone a multiplayer game."
Family Gamer 1: " I do not remember, but I have to finish a paperwork."
by Gaio December 1, 2020
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