John: I heard you went cumpster diving last night.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.
Joe: What?
John: Yeah. My mom got back last night from turning tricks and she mentioned your name.
by Masochisticdeath December 26, 2014
Get the Cumpster Divingmug. The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.
by John Niggington June 11, 2020
Get the Dick and Divemug. by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013
Get the diving for skittlesmug. A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.
by Oriental November 1, 2011
Get the Diving Almondsmug. To go down on a fat girl.
Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.
by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013
Get the Mcmuff divemug. 1) When someone stands on something, it breaks because of their weight, and they fall (dive) to the ground.
- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!
2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.
- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!
2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.
"I told you not to stand on that bridge! You're too big for it!"
"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"
"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"
"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"
"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"
by What_The_deFine May 11, 2010
Get the Fat Divemug. To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.
by The Bowse October 1, 2009
Get the Muff Divemug.