by Arrowgance November 22, 2018
Get the Davemug. Dave - known as a lazy person who sits at his desk and does nothing except to get fat. usually a person from new Zealand
Person: Hey dave your stomach has grown, Dave: yeah it has as I do nothing of a week day except sit at my desk and sleep all weekend.
by Jason7878 August 6, 2019
Get the Davemug. An overweight beta male who goes on Urban Dictionary and makes the definition of his own name describe him as essentially the second coming of Jesus (first if you're Jewish) because he thinks it'll act as a counterbalance to living in his mother's basement when in reality it just makes him look like a massive faggot.
by Eternal Dorkness October 18, 2018
Get the Davemug. When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See Hank for extreme hunger.
by Hanktastic May 12, 2009
Get the Davemug. Dave likes to catfish, and manipulate people. He will use you. Then say that he did all the work. He will also snatch your man. Like Teala Dunn said in Escape The Night Season 3, “She’s a man stealer to!”
He or she will also leave your group behind for a new group.
He or she will also leave your group behind for a new group.
You better watch out for dave
by Regina George is I C O N I C January 19, 2019
Get the Davemug. A guy with a small penis he can't speak too well either and is full of himself he thinks he looks good but is ugly AF
That guy is so Dave
by Legend of Zelda March 28, 2019
Get the Davemug. Dave Matthews Band, the biggest Bro group on the face of this planet! Groups like Dave are Incubus and Sublime.
by [zook] LYMON June 22, 2009
Get the Davemug.