You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."
"Are you going to the bar tonight."
Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
"Are you going to the bar tonight."
Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
by Philly S501 February 26, 2010
First appearing as one of the eight hidden weapons in Worms 2, the concrete donkey is a large donkey cemented in itself that mysteriously falls from the sky from a selected point on the map. It then drills vertically by bounching and destroying the eart beneath it until it falls into the sea. Possibly the most damaging weapon in the series, unlike the disappointing nuclear test, which just sinks the ground a little while playing the French national anthem, and those godawful herds of cows. The sheep bomb is good though.
EE-OOR!
Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm
Team Gumba wins!
Player one advances to the next level.
Comp1 is an ex-worm
comp4 is no more
comp3 hit the drink
comp2 is an ex-worm
Team Gumba wins!
Player one advances to the next level.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
by mr hankie June 14, 2006
by Lunchbag March 28, 2010
A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
by ColdMike October 09, 2012
The finest establishment with a liquor license in Central Ohio. An oasis of drunkness in a barren wilderness of sobriety.
by jose6969696969 January 13, 2011