A "Closet Bulimic" is a combination of the proliferation of gently used designer clothing/accessories resale closets and compulsive online shoppers who love the thrill of the hunt. Like a cocaine rush, once they've found the item they don't really want it anymore. They immediately photograph it and sell it on a resale closet.
Naomi was a classic 'closet bulimic', enjoying the hunt of finding a bag then selling it immediately after getting it. It was all about the hunt, the chase not the actual object of desire itself.
by Lady NI January 27, 2016
Get the Closet Bulimicmug. Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.
Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011
Get the Closet Carnivoremug. A small, confined area that a person is forced into for a temporary detention period should he fail to be tolerant.
See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth
See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth
Little Timmy was saying awful things about negroes so I told him to spend five minutes in the intolerance closet to think about what he said.
by billy the crack fiend January 6, 2005
Get the intolerance closetmug. A person who appears outwardly normal to society in general but in reality are crazy then a mad hatter.
That Casi sure seems normal, but I saw her going off about something the other day, she's closet crazy!!
by berntone April 24, 2009
Get the closet crazymug. When you come out of the closet, only to find yourself in another, slightly larger closet. The word "Babushka" is in reference to the type of wooden doll produced in Russia, which has smaller versions of itself inside.
"Oh man, I came out of the closet and told everyone I'm asexual, but now I think I might be trans too... I'm in a babushka closet"
by Hummus hummus March 25, 2020
Get the Babushka Closetmug. "You know Rachel?"
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."
"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"
"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."
"What a closet bitch."
by josafo January 2, 2009
Get the Closet Bitchmug. A white chick that may possess a hidden sexual fascination and infatuation with black men. Typically this type of female may be outspoken with her dislike of blacks in the presence of friends, and may act overtly racist, but her actions indicate otherwise.
Debbie acts like she is a true racist sometimes. I've been with her when she is watching tv and sees blacks on the tube, and she shouts out 'niggers!' But at the same time, she appears to be immersed in black culture. She loves rap/hip-hop which can be as ghetto as it gets! As well as other black music. On her Facebook site, all of her 'likes' are black athletes. And she likes to hang out in dance clubs that are frequented by blacks! And I've seen her get pretty flirty with black men as well at these clubs!
I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!
I think Debbie is a Closet Mudshark when it comes down to it!
by keen observer1 March 23, 2011
Get the Closet Mudsharkmug.