While getting fellatio, sitting at the edge of any body of water, the giver (who is neck deep in water) deepthroats, puts their hands on their cheeks like gills, and stares at receiver with as big of eyes as possible.
by Leotard VonTearenhausen December 13, 2024
Get the The Carpmug. Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"
by Panoramaman November 22, 2016
Get the Carpe Pussummug. by nemo732 February 20, 2022
Get the polly carpmug. The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
by boar man September 22, 2006
Get the criss-crossed carpmug. conyo way of saying "are you game?" because carps is short for carpet, carpet is synonymous to rug, and rug when spelled is read as "r u g," which sounds and looks like "are you g?"
a: dude i have kwento (dude i have a story)
a: meet later, are you carps?
b: anong carps (what do you mean carps)
a: yeah, as in carpet
b: anong gagawin ko sa carpet (what am i gonna do with a carpet)
a: rug
a: r u g?
a: are you g dude?
b: putangina mo (fuck you/your mom's a whore)
a: meet later, are you carps?
b: anong carps (what do you mean carps)
a: yeah, as in carpet
b: anong gagawin ko sa carpet (what am i gonna do with a carpet)
a: rug
a: r u g?
a: are you g dude?
b: putangina mo (fuck you/your mom's a whore)
by h4tdog March 11, 2021
Get the carpsmug. by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019
Get the Carpmug. Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.
He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
Get the carpe perdiemmug.