blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software

example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

###### Someone said cocks?

##### - Cabbage

#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head

########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented

by blender stan May 22, 2024

Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).

I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender

by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023

blender

I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!

omg he stuck is dick in to a blender

by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 17, 2022

Blender

To do something smooth without being bait

The boys blended it in the oleaster, blending it as nurses.
He pulled a blender and blended her snap, then pussy

by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024

Idiotic blender

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit

Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.

by Miaminic0514 May 8, 2017

Frog in a blender

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.

Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.

by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025

polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020