Testicular Tap Syndrome

A major injury caused upon the pubic areas commonly caused by hardcore sex.

"she fucked him so hard that his dick became a tap."

"he suffered from severe testicular tap syndrome."

by Dr. Jared Smith April 17, 2022

Testiclysis

the destruction of ones testicles, whether by physical or chemical means

1. The funny jetstream guy told me to dip my balls in sulfuric acid. I accidentally committed testiclysis
2. Wake the fuck up atri it's testiclysis time

by ogdegen November 8, 2023

truck testicles

plastic or metal mock testicles in various colors,always attached to the rear hitch of a truck. You can be sure if the testicles are in the back, there is usually a penis in the front, driving.

truck testicles

by saledevo December 1, 2010

Electrical testicle

When someone applies electricity anywhere near a man's groin

Right after I called her a bitch, she gave me an electrical testicle.

by MinecraftMickey12345 October 6, 2019

One testicle

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler has one testicle !

by xen_ August 7, 2021

mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 29, 2022

Third testicle

When a female deep throats your dick and all you can see is her head and your two balls

Wow you two must be close

Yeah she’s my third testicle

by Titty hickey September 1, 2022