Testiciles

The fear of taking school tests, especially final exams, because you always freeze up like an icicle when taking the test.

Janet: "Hey, how'd the final exam go for your Physics class?"
Kayte: "I totally choked on it."
Janet: "What happened?"
Kayte: "I get so nervous taking finals that I got a case of the Testiciles

by Bayareaboy17 February 9, 2019

testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed

"I testiclify to the fact that the earth is flat"

by walterc August 4, 2023

Testiclism

The proccess of completely and utterly anhilalating ones gentiles utilising a vice, ballpoint hammer, bat, or otherwise in front of friends and family.

Sam was so distraught at his father's death that he chose death by testiclism.

by Bigboibruam August 10, 2023

Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.

I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!

by joshg4 July 30, 2008

Testicle Doom

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.

I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.

by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011

pass testicles

Making fun of a person or a situation, often outside the awareness of the person or person(s) involved. This makes it funnier of course.

We would pass testicles with our physics teacher by hiding the ruler and passing it around class. It didn't help that he was an alcoholic and had no idea what the fuck was going on half the time.

by Julius Maximus May 6, 2009

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019