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Tequila sure has made my night, I knew a lady named tequila once she was powerful and lovely just like the drink.

by ladylove23 December 17, 2016

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Tequila

Ultimate bone helping juice

A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.

Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.

“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.

-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?

-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.

-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 08, 2018

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Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022

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Tori Tequila is a fun, charismatic , sassy lady! These girls are full of energy and will keep you in your toes! Loves to be in the spot light entertaining everyone. However, challenge this lady and she will bite back..

I challenge Tori Tequila to a duel and she bent me over and filled me with glitter!

by Glitterbunny March 29, 2018

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