Technique

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Dhami Technique

A technique used by the less fortunate and taught by the great DHAMI. First discovered in 1703 by a man stuck in a sexless marriage. Involves the male using a special technique applying a tornado like motion with the penis to the vagina. 100% success rate.

I used the Dhami Technique and lost my virginity.

The Dhami Technique helped me convince my girlfriend in having sexual intercourse.

by The great Dhami October 20, 2021

pillow technique

Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.

For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.

by SithKabob April 25, 2022

Reverse Rizz Technique

Reverse Rizz Technique: A Rizz Technique where you start off by insulting a shorty and then proceed to take back your statement as a joke making her become more intrested in you than if you just approached her being nice. This works because the Emotional Distance from dislike to like is greater than having no opnion to liking someone.

Basically, turning something negative into something positive.

Eugene: Yo Isaiah , How do I use Reverse Rizz Technique?
Isaiah : Watch This. (Walks up to girl)
Isaiah : Hey, lowkey you look like fiona from shrek no bullshit.
Girl 1: What the fuck..?
Jamal: Nah, i'm just fucking with you, you look mad cute, slide em digits
Girl 1: (Giggles) Okay.

by Sealed Dev December 28, 2023

jojo technique

The technique of running away so fast that you manage to outrun a stone mask enhanced hamon user so that your grandfather's best friend survives after a 7 foot tall man with long as fuck hair tries to kill humanity.

"My ultimate technique"
"Oh no..... it can't be the one I'm thinking of... please say it's not"
"Not the Jojo technique"
"RUUUUUUNN!"

by Jutora Cooju August 16, 2020

the doorknob technique

A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.

I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.

by Mcgwicko May 24, 2021

Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.

Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.

by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023